The Volkswagen Jetta has not only been a very popular compact sedan, it has generated some pretty intense loyalty among auto enthusiasts largely due to its seriously plucky personality. It’s been known as being very Euro in nature, with a very stout chassis that delivers a firm ride, sharp handling, and the kind of driving feedback that inspires operators to have a bit of fun. These traits have made Jettaphiles very satisfied, even cocky, owners, and naturally when the folks in Wolfsburg start messing with their baby they have reason for concern. Either the all-new Jetta will take the qualities of the previous generation and move the bar higher, or they’ll change direction in order to try to garner more sales success.
So, with the revamped 2011 Jetta, which way did they go?
Ordinarily, this is where I say, “Fortunately, the loyalists have nothing to fear. All the Jetta’s most iconic qualities have remained intact.”

Instead, I must say, “Be Afraid. Or, at least be Wary.” Here’s the thing: I am not saying that Volkswagen screwed the Jetta up, because I have no idea what the engineers and designers wanted to accomplish and for all I know they nailed their objectives. And while the car is larger, roomier, and starts out at a very attractive price point, the sense that this is a Jetta of the type that has gained such a following is lost in the fog. The Jetta SEL with the Sport Package I sampled was nicely equipped, but had amazingly light non-Jetta steering and a 2.5-liter Inline Five that was a tad anemic. Not only that, it wasn’t particularly frugal with the petrol, either. At 24 MPG it tied the titanic Toyota Avalon I had a few weeks ago in the mileage department, and that beautiful barge could blow the doors off the Jetta thanks to its silky-smooth V6. Weird, eh? I thought so, too. And you could almost fit the Jetta in the back seat of the Avalon. Yes, I kid. A bit.

Are there good things, too? Absolutely. A massive trunk. A really comfortable rear seat; very nicely outfitted and complete with excellent map lights and a ergonomically excellent fold-down arm rest. Workmanship is good, and the car gives you a lot for the money.
But will this be enough for the Faithful? Time shall tell.

They are controversial, as a lot of motorheads (including too many auto journalists that I never hang with) hate them, for they find the concept of fuel efficiency and amazingly low emissions boring and prefer raw power and big, brawny styling. Hybrids are weenie little cars that should be ground beneath the wheels of Power Wagons and Raptors, for fuel mileage and low emissions mean nothing. Right? Torque is everything, and climate change concerns are for Al Gore and his liberal weenie followers.
I do not grok these sad, punk-ass ignorant thoughts. I am quite found of pretty much every production hybrid I’ve driven (with the exception of some early GM efforts that were really hybrids in name only), and enough time and mileage has gone by that the public has discovered these are amazingly reliable vehicles. Toyota gets the credit for really mainstreaming the hybrid automobile and establishing a huge base of satisfied customers, and now they are expanding hybrid technology to all corners of their extensive product offerings, including their top-shelf Lexus line. I was able to score a Lexus HS250h sedan, which is really interesting in that unlike a lot of US Lexus models it’s not a car that resembles an existing Toyota model that gets luxuriated to the Lexus standard. This sedan, which is unique in the family, does seem familiar in that it’s kind of like if you blended a Prius and Camry (sorry, ES350) together. Toyota calls it, “Lexus’ first dedicated hybrid model,” meaning here in the states there is no non-hybrid version of this car, like the Prius but unlike the Camry. An Inline Four engine is mated to an electric motor and a CVT gearbox, and there are different modes you can use to tune the performance of the front-drive drivetrain to perform at different levels (like eco or power). There’s also an EV mode, where you can purr along engineless at low speed for a mile or two like a ‘lectric lion. The handling is considerably sharper than the Camry, as it’s sprung a bit firmer. The cabin is narrow, but very comfy and loaded with high tech geekology. Too much, in my view, when we discuss the Remote Touch Controller which is very much like a computer mouse and resembles Audi’s Multi Media Interface and BMW’s iDrive. I will be candid, as I can on this lovely little site: I hate all of these things. They require you to literally go through more motions than is necessary for a variety of simple actions; the kinds of things (like tamper with the radio) that are much more easily accomplished with a more traditional array of intelligently-designed controls. But they look really slick and cool, and while I expect such over-engineered technoscheiss from BMW and Audi I’m disappointed that Lexus ran with this goofology.
But there is other ubertech that is most welcome. Adaptive cruise control that works well (the radar sensor is in the middle of the grill), a very advanced Pre-Collision System, the lane wandering light goober, and other goodies too numerous to mention (there’s at least ten airbags, too). Oh, then there’s a favorite, a bit of simple but brilliant engineering called an Exhaust Heat Recovery System. In the words of Lexus, the bit of exhaust output scavenging “captures the heat of spent exhaust gases to speed engine coolant warm-up and allow the hybrid system to stop the engine earlier and more often in the driving cycle when it’s not needed, for example in low power demand conditions in city driving.”

I love the fact that we’re finally trying to capture what used to be waste and make it work for us, just like regenerative braking takes the kinetic energy of the hybrid you’re driving and use it to recharge the battery. Simple. Elegant.
And speaking of elegant, this is a very classy sedan. A very solid, satisfying Lexus that returned 34 MPG, in a certain silence. A good way to go, overall, if the room suits you.

Well, what have we here? What we have is the Kia Forte Koup, which is a two-door sibling to the Kia Forte sedan (which is actually quite interesting its ownself). I actually met this chap at an excellent party thrown during the NYC Internat’l Auto Show, like, two years ago. The car was parked in a small and very cool little art gallery, and shrouded (except for a portion of the front bumper and one headlight) in a fashionable wrap. It was a pretty clever way to tease the sportiest Kia we’ve ever seen, although it did take a pretty long time for it to appear in showrooms.

Anyway, it’s finally on the road and very different than what I expected. First, it’s very affordable. From a styling standpoint, I think it’s pretty outstanding. The overall form is well proportioned; with fast, swoopy lines that are familiar yet manages to have a look all its own. Inside, there are some pleasant surprises. The seats are pleasingly supportive with great lateral bolsters and the big thing is this tight little Coup (Sorry. Koup) has more room than you would expect. Even the rear seat can handle actual humans, and it’s pretty comfy which is unusual in this class. They have done a nice job with this creature in all the things that will please folks who want something that says “hey, lookit me,” and yet you can take a few folks along without excessive bitching, as long as they aren’t Ents. There’s a decent-sized trunk, too, and 60/40 foldable seatbacks so there is some practicality in this K-Car.

Where I was disappointed was the performance, for while it wasn’t a slug (and I had the larger of the two Inline Fours but a 4-Speed Automatic) you just wanted more given the look and atmosphere of the cockpit. Handling is reasonably crisp, with decent suspension compliance. Brakes were a high point, with really short stopping distances and excellent feedback.

But hey, the price of admission is such that it’s not hard to realize why this is a front-drive inline Four instead a Rear-drive V6 or V8-powered Road Warrior in a tux. Once I got around that, I say well done. I just was completely seduced when I first saw the thing and was thinking it might be a Kia-ized Genesis coup (Hyundai owns Kia) but they decided to go their own way and keep it affordable and economical. Because of this, it sort of occupies its own niche which can be a very good thing as long as said niche appeals to enough customers. We shall see, but I think it might do well.

The fact that the Big Three US (I know, the American identity is debatable on many fronts) automakers have embraced their pony car past is quite interesting to me. Yes, even given the fact that by and large prospective car buyers want the latest tech and decent fuel economy when looking for a new car, the firms believe that their product lines are big enough to allow the likes of a retro hoopty like a Camaro, Mustang or Challenger in the mix. I’m old enough to remember the originals in their heydays (although I wasn’t old enough to drive them just yet; only later did a sample some used units) and it became clear that I never really had the pony car gene. While the Camaro SS, Pontiac Trans Am and Ford Mustang GT where lusted after by most males when I was a teenager, my tastes gravitated toward Datsun Z cars and International Scout IIs. Weird, I know, but that’s what I was into. Motorcycles came later, and totally have dominated my ideas about street performance. That said, these days I do enjoy a fast, great handling sports coupe as much as anybody.

But in terms of these new retros, it’s an interesting choice these days. Time has marched on, and sports cars in general offer the kind of overall performance (especially in terms of handling and braking) that the old pony cars couldn’t get near, with the exception of pure, straight-line standing-start acceleration. So the resurgence of the Mustang, Camaro and Challenger is really fascinating to me, because I’ve always wondered who these cars are really built for. It seems a person that wants to recapture that original pony car magic would likely be in their mid 50s at least, and yet there’s no denying that if you’re behind the wheel of any of these retro runners you get noticed everywhere you go by folks in every age group. Both Ford and Chevy sold around 7,500 of their pony cars in July, which some auto analysts have described as hot sales. I guess that is good, but Toyota sold 5 times as many Camrys. Different animals, I know, but when you consider how badly Detroit needs to sell a lot of cars to get back on their feet, do these trophy cars make any sense from a production standpoint?

I know, who cares? People like these things, at least to look at, and the Camaro/Mustang grudge match is back on after decades of dormancy. The thing is, after having sampled the Camaro SS and RS, the Mustang GT and the Dodge Challenger SRT8 and SE, I have to give the clear nod to the least popular of these cars, the Challenger. There’s something about this car that seems to work much better in its retro muscle car mission than the other two, especially the Camaro which is surprisingly claustrophobic and just generally not much fun to drive. The Mustang has kind of a cheap feel to me, and c’mon, a live rear axle? It’s like it’s part F150.
The Challenger is a big ol’ lump that is entertaining, and actually handles well (although the steering on the SE I have right now is light, and the V6 a tad weak. Anybody who buys any of these things w/a V6 doesn’t get it). The bottom line here is, in my most humble opinion the Challenger is just more fun that the other two by a margin, and that’s why you’d buy one of these cars after all. There’s also room for actual adults in the rear seat, the front buckets offer superb support, it seems well-built and even the trunk is excellent. It has also got this genuine Mad Max persona, although the Road Warrior drove a Ford Falcon. Times change, mate.

Chrysler has had a pretty rough time with the pretty rough times the auto industry has been dealing with. What with the bankruptcy, alliance with Fiat and associated complications the fact that, yes, they build and sell cars you can get a dealership down the street has almost been overshadowed.
So it was a very pleasant surprise that a new Sebring Limited Convertible rolled into the Top Secret Area Fiddy-one Test Facility last week, because what I thought was going to be a kludged-out yawner has turned out to me a very pleasant experience. The cloth convertible top (a folding steel version is also available) is unusually stout with two thick layers and is quite quiet at speed. When you hit the button to put said top down, it folds neatly into the trunk in the fashion similar to the steel units and even leaves a bit more trunk space that usual for a bit of practicality (with the top up trunk room is generous, with outstanding access thanks to the clamshell trunk lid). There’s a lot less cowl shake with the top down than with a lot of other convertibles out there, and overall the sucker feels very solid and well-built. A product of the state of Michigan (imagine that), I also discovered a smooth, refined powertrain, great brakes, supple ride and an overall enjoyable driving experience. You can also fit actual adults in the back, provided they’re not Ents. Pretty dadgum decent car, this ‘Bring. Consumer Reports hated the one they tested, but that was in 2008 and they seem to have experienced a very different car compared to the one I’ve got. That certainly happens, and I in no way impugn their authority as overall they really are the the best out there. But who knows? As for me, we likes this one, a lot.